ロバとドラゴンの子と、怪物の子 by れも [pixiv]

Puss in boots by おめめ [pixiv]

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Shrek/Wonder Woman crossover

“An ogre, are you going to eat me?”

“No, I’m a good ogre, I only eat meat and my wife’s ass.”

shREK JESUS CHRIST

this is the only form of currency i accept

same here, ogre pal

i was deleting some old submissions with dead links and i realized i’ve had this message in my inbox for EXACTLY ONE YEAR NOW, OH NO i’m so sorry anon, you have long since forgotten you left this and now i feel bad so i guess i’ll answer this??????? hhhhhhhp

if you’ve been following this blog the whole time then you definitely know who i am but for those who don’t my name is christie! go ahead and call me Mod if you want since that’s how i refer to myself here. i’m 21 years old and i am very tall and if all goes well i’ll be graduating from college in a few months! wow whoa

if you need a visual please imagine me as badass warrior princess fiona from shrek forever after because that’s actually me irl

check me out

I DO LEGITIMATELY ENJOY THE SHREK FILMS the first in particular was part of my childhood, i liked the second too when it came out and only in the past couple of years have i actually watched the more recent ones

anyway i’m only saying that because i get like 80 messages a week asking if this is some big Ironic Joke and i have a lot of Opinions on the internet’s convoluted idea of what irony is and how some people either think something is Genuine or Ironic but i won’t get into that because who cares lmao just know that this blog isn’t one or the other it’s just a blog

THERE REALLY ISN’T MUCH ELSE TO SAY I’M SORRY i mean i’m a terrible typist which is proof that not all english majors are stuffy sourpuss grammar/spelling sticklers and you shouldn’t be one either (anyone like that’s a Big Jerk imo) and i overuse exclamation points and Capitalization For Emphasis and i run like 25 sideblogs and one time KC green tweeted at me and told me he liked this blog!!!!!!! WHOA (that is my Internet Claim To Fame)

OK THAT’S ABOUT IT BUT HERE’S A COOL FACT: in high school there was a dude that everyone called shrek and he had a crush on me and apparently everyone shipped me with him on the basis that he was the only guy in school taller than me and one day he said i was really pretty and nice like sakura from naruto and i thought that was the cutest thing but i felt bad because he liked me so much and i didn’t really like him back in That Way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! high school was weird

look how fucking intimidating he looks oh my GOODNESS

these are actually all super cute god bless

This is a photo of my younger sister I edited this photo a lot because I was bored one day and had just watched Shrek the movie.

My sister cried when I showed it to her, I felt so bad.

jesus fucking christ i should hope you edited it a lot

shreklessabandon:

i don’t want a lot for christmas
there is just one thing i need
i don’t care about the presents
underneath the christmas tree

i just want you for my own
more than you could ever know
make my wish come true
all i want for christmas……..is you…………..